I want a killed one of those.

"So Faye, what would you like for your birthday dinner?"
"Cake, Cake, Cake."
"No. The real food.  We'll have cake for dessert."
after some other tangents:
"I know. A FEAST!!!!"
"What do you want to have at your feast?"
"Um, you know that animal-a chicken?"
"Yeah."
"I want a killed one of those."